"We tried to push on towards the last 10 or 15 minutes of the game and that's where we really got caught out. "People will look at the result but I don't think it really reflects the performance. "All the momentum was going our way and if I'd stuck that away maybe things would have been totally different, but you miss some and you score some and, unfortunately I missed," said the £3million forward. Roberts admitted his 47th-minute penalty miss, after Carlton Cole had handled a Stephen Reid free-kick, had been the decisive moment in the game. "Curbs is obviously a lucky manager but I know he's also a top manager and I'm pleased for him." Eddie Murphy : Im winded, Im out of breath. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, 'Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur' And the rabbit says, 'No.' So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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i really dont know all the stories, only that he was kinda full of himself when in SNL. "We were hard done by," said the former England midfielder, who had to wait 36 seconds into the game before the first seat-clearing chant of 'Stand Up If You Hate Paul Ince'. Quotes Eddie Murphy : Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. i mean, i just wanted to make sure, because i found it funny. Itwas a Saturday Night Live that Ince will not want to see repeated. The 90 minute show was filmed in New York Citys Felt Forum, a venue in the Madison Square Garden complex. Tag: anger, calmness, space From the movie: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. It was Murphys second feature stand-up video, following Eddie Murphy Delirious. I think Im going to leave, ‘cause you probably want to sit there by yourself, alone, and think about who you pissed off. Jason Roberts then missed a penalty after the break but Rovers were still very much in the game until West Ham's two stoppage-time goals saw an outrageously unfair 4-1 scoreline. Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) is an American stand-up comedy film directed by Robert Townsend and starring Eddie Murphy. Just after losing star striker Roque Santa Cruz in the first half, Ince saw sub Matt Derbyshire's headed equaliser wrongly ruled offside. And the Blackburn boss certainly left Upton Park feeling raw - and wishing he could have traded places with his opposite number Alan Curbishley for his unlucky 90 minutes. WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?"Įddie Murphy imitating Richard Pryor might be funnier than anything I've heard Pryor himself say.He was branded "just a fat Eddie Murphy" by the West Ham fans. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble shit comes out? Y' want some shit this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. According to Murphys retelling of the story, Cosby called Murphy up having never met him to chastise Murphy. It was Murphys second feature stand-up comedy film, following Eddie Murphy Delirious.
Why do shit be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherfucker too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. In his 1987 stand-up special Eddie Murphy Raw,Murphy described a phone call he and Cosby had after Cosbys son went to see Murphy perform and reported back to his father that the show was laden with profanity. Eddie Murphy Raw is a 1987 American stand-up comedy film starring Eddie Murphy and directed by Robert Townsend. Original Release Domestic Grosses Domestic (100) 50,504,655 International ( ) Worldwide 50,504,655 Distributor Paramount Pictures See full company information Opening 9,077,324 1,391. "You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka.
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